Why was Heisenberg's wife never satisfied with her husband? -- Well, whenever he had time, he had no energy. Whenever he took position, he lost all the momenum.
And why was Einstein left by his wife? -- Well, the faster he got, the smaller it became!
And last but not least: Why did Galois never score a chick? -- He was just not Abel!
Gell, schon erstaunlich, was für ein Nonsense rauskommt, wenn man mit ner Ladung Physiker einen Abend lang Poker spielt....